July 28, 2014
No Potatoes in the Wild

whitershadeoffail:

Potatoes in a mob
What’s a potato to a king? What’s a king to a potato?
What’s a potato to a non-believer who don’t believe in potatoes?
Will he make it out alive? Alright, alright, no potato in the wild

Potatoes on the mausoleum floor
Potatoes stains the Colosseum doors
Potatoes on the lips of a priest

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July 28, 2014

death-by-pikachu:

nikaalexandra:

pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.

pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie

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July 28, 2014

thranduilings:

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TRAILER TOMORROW I SCREAM

SEE A TEASER TO THE TRAILER HERE 

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Filed under: WELP The Hobbit 
July 26, 2014
http://stationarytomakemehorny.tumblr.com/post/92816718178/soyonscruels-did-anyone-else-see-the-edward

soyonscruels:

did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all send them to each other…

July 26, 2014

flowerswrappedinbacon:

The realest shit I ever did hear.

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July 26, 2014

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

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July 26, 2014
kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

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July 26, 2014

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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Filed under: GOTG 6 daaaays 
July 26, 2014

sherlock-hannibal:

Hannibal vs Mads | Season 2 [x]

Season 1

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July 26, 2014

donpardosaymyname:

lostiel:

#HOT DAD JOKES

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July 25, 2014

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July 25, 2014
my-ponchoboys:

Karen and Zoe - UK Premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy - July 24th 2014

my-ponchoboys:

Karen and Zoe - UK Premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy - July 24th 2014

July 25, 2014

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July 25, 2014

syphrilfox:

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

That is a man to keep.

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July 25, 2014

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